Jaws

I've never seen Jaws. But I've watched most of mythbusters. I gather that I would find it really sad and so would the sharks. I imagine it would be something like this.

Then the sharks would go for revenge. Sharkengers gather! Of course I can't draw them until I'm done with homework. This is my short intermission from Sukarno.

Coming soon:
Sharkarno and the Sharkengers!

Sharks on a Plane

Very soon, in a place horrifyingly nearby, a plane is going to take off. There is no way to stop it now. The people are perfectly peaceful save for a few children whining and screeching. Sitting in business class, a marine biologist studying Caulerpa Taxifolia and sharks, sits reading Science. A pleased smile on her face is representative of  her successful weekend of research. Smugly she dreams of a possible Nobel Prize and of research grants. Little does she know what is to come.

On her left finger is half a dozen cells of the Caulera Taxifolia/ great white hybrid. The cells wash into the sink when she uses the bathroom, and they stick to the wall. If only she pays a courtesy to the next user and wipes off the basin nothing will happen. But she doesn't. BMBMBAHHHHH!
With the presence of water the cells divide sporadically, growing into an enormous shark. It breaks free from the enclosed space and runs wild in the plane.
The passengers freak out. There are screams calling for "Get these devilishly handsome sharks off this devilishly handsome plane!" The shark seems to enjoy it.

 

He couldn't ride the plane forever through. He went to say hi to the pilot, but the pilot and copilot fainted and the shark accidentally turned off autopilot. The plane was going down.

The people opened the emergency door when they got low enough and threw the shark out. The hybrid went through the router and burst into tons of individual cellular blobs, all which would grow into new sharks. The people were safe for now, but those individual cell blobs began to grow, rising into the clouds. They wait in the clouds, ready for the next time there will be... SHARKS ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Welcome!

Hello, Everybody! *Frantic waving and overexcitement* I am an ADHD teenager who currently is obsessing over sharks. I also periodically find myself on the internet looking at the blogging genius manifested in Alots and the wonders of Wales.
I tried blogging before. I thought  I was pretty funny. My friends thought I was hilarious. I realized I probably wasn't and that I didn't care. I also realized with all my classes either being AP, honors, or requiring major outside of school commitment, that I had no time. As the hours slipped away and I plowed endlessly through the night doing excessive amounts of homework I never thought about what I had abandoned. Then came spring break.
Spring break, oh that glorious time when you only have half the amount of work as usual but slack off anyways. I am supposed to be writing a speech from the perspective of Sukarno and doing an annotated bibliography. Instead I will probably draw Sharkarno. Be afraid, world, be very afraid.
Why sharks? Well it all started with a pair of shark slippers I got at the Seattle Aquarium. That was when I discovered that just as Spain and Italy are the same country (just go with it, it's an inside joke and not at all countryist), sharks say rawr. When December hit I got to go to Europe. The sharks came along, and sharks on a plane was born. To avoid using rude language and to preserve the names of sharks everywhere we, in hushed whispers said "get these devilishly handsome sharks off this devilishly handsome plane!" At that point I began drawing sharks everytime I was on  plane. So yep.
This is just an introduction. The sharks will appear very soon with stories.